breaking up is so hard to do...

Dear Stove,
You don't know how hard this is for me to say. But I've been doing alot of thinking lately, and I feel like our relationship is losing the heat that it once had and well, it's just becoming more and more one-sided.

So I think it's best we go our separate ways. There. I said it. You've been so good to me, and I don't want to hurt you.

I'll always treasure the memories we had together...

oh, I get teary-eyed just thinking about the times that you & I shared.

But there's something else I have to tell you... there's a new man in my life now.


And with 4 working burners (as opposed to your 3), the sparks are really flying between us. (not to mention HIS burner coils aren't lop-sided PLUS he's got a working timer and clock, and you know the best thing about him? He cleans up after HIMSELF!)

You know the last thing I want to do is break your heart, but it just seemed like everything was already beginning to break anyway...

It was great while it lasted, but it's time to move on. I hope you find the same amount of happiness that I've found. Maybe we can still be friends.
Love,
Caroline