being bald has it's privileges...

As you guys know, in recent months, I've gotten really accustomed to wearing things on my head. My hats are great and all, but well, my latest trick is to see what OTHER types of things will balance on top of my head (and then when it falls off, I say "boing!"). And if any of you out there see anything you like, hey- we could start some kind of retail line of head coverings, don't ya think?! :) Here's a peek at my collection...


Here's my a-la chicken headwear. (oooo... it's also edible!)


I call this my "George Washington Wore Diapers, too" hat. (this one's sure to be a top seller for its versatility.)


And nothing beats a paper napkin hat. (It's even disposable!)


Well, I don't know... in today's economy, who knows if they'd even make it, so I guess for now I'll stick with something a little more "mainstream" like my bike helmet.

Catch you guys later! Zoooooooooom......